Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
ZGY SMSSSS
1:>
Two ladies fighting in bus 4 a seat both claiming that they came 1st.
Conductor: The elder one should take the seat.
Both ladies 2 each other: Didi, you sit please
2:>Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him
3:>Banta: Is you mother at home?
Pappu: I am sorry to tell you that she is not at home.
Banta: Why are you sorry?
Pappu: Bcoz I don`t like to tell lies
Two ladies fighting in bus 4 a seat both claiming that they came 1st.
Conductor: The elder one should take the seat.
Both ladies 2 each other: Didi, you sit please
2:>Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him
3:>Banta: Is you mother at home?
Pappu: I am sorry to tell you that she is not at home.
Banta: Why are you sorry?
Pappu: Bcoz I don`t like to tell lies
ZGY SMSSSS
1:>If you sinned 90 times, you will be caught forty five times. How?
Because: SIN 90 = COT 45.
2:>Frog 1: Tur.
Frog 2: Tur tur.
Frog 1: Tur tur tur.
Frog 2: Kur kur kur.
Frog 1: Now don`t change the topic
3:>When Graham Bell invented telephone. He already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth
Because: SIN 90 = COT 45.
2:>Frog 1: Tur.
Frog 2: Tur tur.
Frog 1: Tur tur tur.
Frog 2: Kur kur kur.
Frog 1: Now don`t change the topic
3:>When Graham Bell invented telephone. He already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
ZGY SMS ...............
1:>To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.
2:>Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.
3:>Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.
Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.
2:>Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.
3:>Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.
Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.
ZGYY SMS..............
1:>Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
2:>God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
3:>Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!
2:>God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
3:>Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!
ZGYYYY SMS..............
1:>Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are'
2:>Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
3:>Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
2:>Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
3:>Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
ZGY SMS
Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!
Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!
Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
ZGY SMS
A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under:
Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies.
Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!
Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies.
Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!
ZGY SMS
Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?
Pappu: Sir, Twins.
Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile.
Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque
Thief: Quick, the police r coming, jump out of d window.
Accomplice: Bt we are on d 13th floor.
Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
Pappu: Sir, Twins.
Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile.
Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque
Thief: Quick, the police r coming, jump out of d window.
Accomplice: Bt we are on d 13th floor.
Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
ZGY SMS
Santa: Doctor, this medicine is not available at any Medical Store.
Doctor: Oh Sorry, I forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature
Superb thought.
For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Santa`s boss asked him.
Santa: How can you possibly manage to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa: I get up very early, Sir.
Doctor: Oh Sorry, I forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature
Superb thought.
For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Santa`s boss asked him.
Santa: How can you possibly manage to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa: I get up very early, Sir.
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