ZGY SMS

Santa: Doctor, this medicine is not available at any Medical Store.
Doctor: Oh Sorry, I forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature




Superb thought.
For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.



Santa`s boss asked him.
Santa: How can you possibly manage to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa: I get up very early, Sir.