ZGY SMS

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?
Pappu: Sir, Twins.



Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile.
Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque



Thief: Quick, the police r coming, jump out of d window.
Accomplice: Bt we are on d 13th floor.
Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious