ZGY SMS

A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under:
Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies.
Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.



How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!




Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!