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1:>If you sinned 90 times, you will be caught forty five times. How?
Because: SIN 90 = COT 45.




2:>Frog 1: Tur.
Frog 2: Tur tur.
Frog 1: Tur tur tur.
Frog 2: Kur kur kur.
Frog 1: Now don`t change the topic




3:>When Graham Bell invented telephone. He already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth